{"id":11899,"date":"2016-09-11T20:00:56","date_gmt":"2016-09-11T18:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=11899"},"modified":"2016-09-11T20:00:56","modified_gmt":"2016-09-11T18:00:56","slug":"was-zum-lachen-und-nachdenken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2016\/09\/was-zum-lachen-und-nachdenken\/","title":{"rendered":"Was zum lachen und nachdenken &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Hier noch ein Witz:<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Die B\u00e4uerin klagt: \u201cHerbert, Du wirst den Hahn schlachten m\u00fcssen. Er ist in letzter Zeit immer so unlustig.\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">\u201cGlaubst Du\u201d, meint der Bauer zweifelnd, \u201cdass er danach lustiger wird&#8230;?\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Der Spruch des Tages ist von Voltaire:<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Zufall ist ein Wort ohne Sinn. Nichts kann ohne Ursache existieren.<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Hier noch ein Witz:<\/strong> <strong>\u00a0<\/strong> Die B\u00e4uerin klagt: \u201cHerbert, Du wirst den Hahn schlachten m\u00fcssen. Er ist in letzter Zeit immer so unlustig.\u201d \u201cGlaubst Du\u201d, meint der Bauer zweifelnd, \u201cdass er danach lustiger wird&#8230;?\u201d \u00a0 <strong>Der Spruch des Tages ist von Voltaire:<\/strong> \u00a0 Zufall ist ein Wort ohne Sinn. Nichts kann ohne Ursache existieren.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,75,71,80,72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-buntes-brett","category-freizeit","category-humor","category-tipps","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-35V","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}