{"id":13253,"date":"2017-01-01T17:53:56","date_gmt":"2017-01-01T16:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=13253"},"modified":"2017-01-01T17:53:56","modified_gmt":"2017-01-01T16:53:56","slug":"auch-2017-haben-wir-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/01\/auch-2017-haben-wir-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Auch 2017 haben wir Humor &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><strong>Witz des Tages<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Zwei J\u00e4ger \u2013 beide \u00fcber achtzig &#8211; auf der Pirsch. \u00dcber ihnen kreist ein Drachenflieger. \u201eSchon erstaunlich, wie gro\u00df heutzutage die Raubv\u00f6gel sind!\u201c \u2013 \u201eIn der Tat!\u201c, pflichtet der andere bei. \u201eNeulich habe ich auf einen geschossen und da hat der doch glatt einen erwachsenen Mann fallen lassen!\u201c<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><strong>Spruch des Tages<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">Lasst uns immer in den gro\u00dfen Traum des Lebens kleine bunte Tr\u00e4ume weben.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\">(Jean Paul)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Witz des Tages<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Zwei J\u00e4ger \u2013 beide \u00fcber achtzig &#8211; auf der Pirsch. \u00dcber ihnen kreist ein Drachenflieger. \u201eSchon erstaunlich, wie gro\u00df heutzutage die Raubv\u00f6gel sind!\u201c \u2013 \u201eIn der Tat!\u201c, pflichtet der andere bei. \u201eNeulich habe ich auf einen geschossen und da hat der doch glatt einen erwachsenen Mann fallen lassen!\u201c<\/p>\n<p><strong>Spruch des Tages<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lasst &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/01\/auch-2017-haben-wir-humor\/\">Weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,75,71,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-buntes-brett","category-freizeit","category-humor","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-3rL","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}