{"id":13476,"date":"2017-01-26T22:10:13","date_gmt":"2017-01-26T21:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=13476"},"modified":"2017-01-26T22:10:13","modified_gmt":"2017-01-26T21:10:13","slug":"wieder-bisschen-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/01\/wieder-bisschen-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Wieder bisschen Humor &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><strong>Witz des Tages<\/p>\n<p><\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: medium\">Egon schimpft: \u201cAlso Lisbeth, wenn das Essen jetzt nicht bald fertig ist, gehe ich ins Restaurant.\u201d \u2013 \u201cKannst Du bitte noch f\u00fcnf Minuten warten, mein Schatz?\u201d <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: medium\">Daraufhin antwortet Egon: \u201cSteht dann endlich was auf dem Tisch?\u201d \u2013 Lisbeth: \u201cNein, aber dann komme ich mit!\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: medium\"><strong>Spruch des Tages<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: medium\">Wer lachen kann, dort wo er h\u00e4tte heulen k\u00f6nnen,<br \/>\nbekommt wieder Lust zum Leben. <\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: medium\">(Werner Finck)<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Witz des Tages <\/p>\n<p><\/strong> Egon schimpft: \u201cAlso Lisbeth, wenn das Essen jetzt nicht bald fertig ist, gehe ich ins Restaurant.\u201d \u2013 \u201cKannst Du bitte noch f\u00fcnf Minuten warten, mein Schatz?\u201d Daraufhin antwortet Egon: \u201cSteht dann endlich was auf dem Tisch?\u201d \u2013 Lisbeth: \u201cNein, aber dann komme ich mit!\u201d <strong>Spruch des Tages<\/strong> Wer lachen kann, dort &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/01\/wieder-bisschen-humor\/\">Weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,58,75,71,80,72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-alltagshilfen","category-buntes-brett","category-freizeit","category-humor","category-tipps","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-3vm","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}