{"id":13815,"date":"2017-02-23T17:59:46","date_gmt":"2017-02-23T16:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=13815"},"modified":"2017-02-23T17:59:46","modified_gmt":"2017-02-23T16:59:46","slug":"laechele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/02\/laechele\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u00e4chele &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Witz des Tages &#8230;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Der Lehrer fragt: \u201cWer kann mir drei ber\u00fchmte M\u00e4nner nennen, deren Nachname mit B anf\u00e4ngt?\u201d Antwort eines Sch\u00fclers: \u201cBeckenbauer, Breitner, Basler!\u201d Lehrer darauf: \u201cHast du noch nie etwas von Bach, Brahms oder Beethoven geh\u00f6rt?\u201d Sch\u00fcler: \u201cNee, die Regionalliga interessiert mich nicht.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Spruch des Tages<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">Humor ist der Schwimmg\u00fcrtel auf dem Strom des Lebens.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 14pt\">(Wilhelm Raabe)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Witz des Tages &#8230; Der Lehrer fragt: \u201cWer kann mir drei ber\u00fchmte M\u00e4nner nennen, deren Nachname mit B anf\u00e4ngt?\u201d Antwort eines Sch\u00fclers: \u201cBeckenbauer, Breitner, Basler!\u201d Lehrer darauf: \u201cHast du noch nie etwas von Bach, Brahms oder Beethoven geh\u00f6rt?\u201d Sch\u00fcler: \u201cNee, die Regionalliga interessiert mich nicht.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Spruch des Tages Humor ist der Schwimmg\u00fcrtel auf dem Strom &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/02\/laechele\/\">Weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3vhfJ-laechele","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}