{"id":15849,"date":"2017-06-20T16:12:03","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T14:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=15849"},"modified":"2017-06-20T16:12:03","modified_gmt":"2017-06-20T14:12:03","slug":"laechele-und-erfreue-dich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/06\/laechele-und-erfreue-dich\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u00e4chele und erfreue dich &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Witz des Tages<\/p>\n<p>Herr Schulze wird gefragt: \u201eIst das Ihr Pferd?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eJa, manchmal!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eWas hei\u00dft das denn?\u201c<br \/>\nGanz einfach: \u201eWenn das Pferd frisch gestriegelt ist, geh\u00f6rt es meiner Frau. Wenn ein Ausritt ansteht, geh\u00f6rt es meiner Tochter. Und wenn der Stall ausgemistet werden muss, dann geh\u00f6rt es mir!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Spruch des Tages<\/p>\n<p>Erkenne, wo du stehst, wo du hin willst. Mach deinen Plan. Und dann geh!<br \/>\n(Ken Cadigan)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Witz des Tages<\/p>\n<p>Herr Schulze wird gefragt: \u201eIst das Ihr Pferd?\u201c \u201eJa, manchmal!\u201c \u201eWas hei\u00dft das denn?\u201c Ganz einfach: \u201eWenn das Pferd frisch gestriegelt ist, geh\u00f6rt es meiner Frau. Wenn ein Ausritt ansteht, geh\u00f6rt es meiner Tochter. Und wenn der Stall ausgemistet werden muss, dann geh\u00f6rt es mir!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Spruch des Tages<\/p>\n<p>Erkenne, wo du stehst, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/06\/laechele-und-erfreue-dich\/\">Weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-47D","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}