{"id":16012,"date":"2017-06-28T18:01:37","date_gmt":"2017-06-28T16:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=16012"},"modified":"2017-06-28T19:42:56","modified_gmt":"2017-06-28T17:42:56","slug":"bitte-laecheln","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/06\/bitte-laecheln\/","title":{"rendered":"Bitte l\u00e4cheln …"},"content":{"rendered":"

Die \u00c4rztin f\u00fchlt Herrn M\u00fcller den Puls.
\n“Ihr Puls geht aber langsam.” bemerkt sie besorgt.
\n“Macht nichts”, erwidert Herr M\u00fcller, “Ich bin Rentner – ich habe Zeit.”
\n.
\nEin \u00e4lterer Herr meckert im Bus: “Die Jugend von heute hat einfach keine Manieren!”
\n“Aber soeben hat Ihnen doch ein Jung einen Platz angeboten,” wundert sich sein Nachbar. “Das schon, aber meine Frau steht noch immer!”<\/span><\/p>\n

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Die \u00c4rztin f\u00fchlt Herrn M\u00fcller den Puls. “Ihr Puls geht aber langsam.” bemerkt sie besorgt. “Macht nichts”, erwidert Herr M\u00fcller, “Ich bin Rentner – ich habe Zeit.” . Ein \u00e4lterer Herr meckert im Bus: “Die Jugend von heute hat einfach keine Manieren!” “Aber soeben hat Ihnen doch ein Jung einen Platz angeboten,” wundert sich sein … <\/p>\n

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