{"id":16195,"date":"2017-07-07T10:21:42","date_gmt":"2017-07-07T08:21:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=16195"},"modified":"2017-07-07T10:24:10","modified_gmt":"2017-07-07T08:24:10","slug":"schmunzeln-angesagt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/schmunzeln-angesagt\/","title":{"rendered":"Schmunzeln angesagt!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px\">Ja, ja&#8230; die Bundesbahn&#8230;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nDer Kontrolleur fragt den 18 J\u00e4hrigen Fahrgast nach seiner Fahrkarte.Der zeigt eine Kinderfahrkarte vor.<br \/>\nKontrolleur: &#8220;Das geht nicht, das ist eine Kinderfahrkarte.&#8221;<br \/>\nDaraufhin der Mann: &#8221; Da sehen Sie mal, wie lange ich auf die Bahn warten musste.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/schmunzeln-angesagt\/img_5655\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16196\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16196\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/schmunzeln-angesagt\/img_5655\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5655.jpg?fit=507%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"507,340\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;DMC-GH3&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;41&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;320&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.004&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_5655\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5655.jpg?fit=300%2C201&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5655.jpg?fit=507%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16196\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5655.jpg?resize=507%2C340&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"507\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5655.jpg?w=507&amp;ssl=1 507w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5655.jpg?resize=150%2C101&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5655.jpg?resize=300%2C201&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 507px) 100vw, 507px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ja, ja&#8230; die Bundesbahn&#8230; . Der Kontrolleur fragt den 18 J\u00e4hrigen Fahrgast nach seiner Fahrkarte.Der zeigt eine Kinderfahrkarte vor. Kontrolleur: &#8220;Das geht nicht, das ist eine Kinderfahrkarte.&#8221; Daraufhin der Mann: &#8221; Da sehen Sie mal, wie lange ich auf die Bahn warten musste.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,75,71,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-buntes-brett","category-freizeit","category-humor","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-4dd","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}