{"id":16210,"date":"2017-07-08T11:11:04","date_gmt":"2017-07-08T09:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=16210"},"modified":"2017-07-08T09:09:20","modified_gmt":"2017-07-08T07:09:20","slug":"bitte-laecheln-heute-ein-fussballwitz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/bitte-laecheln-heute-ein-fussballwitz\/","title":{"rendered":"Bitte l\u00e4cheln: Heute ein Fu\u00dfballwitz"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px\">Das Team beginnt schon im Flieger mit dem Training.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px\">Die Maschine f\u00e4ngt an zu wackeln. Der Pilot sagt zur Stewardess:<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px\">&#8220;Sorgen Sie mal bitte dort hinten \u00a0f\u00fcr Ordnung!&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px\">Nach 2 Minuten ist alles still.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px\">Der Pilot fragt sie, wie sie das geschafft habe und sie sagt:<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px\">&#8220;Ich sagte: Jungs&#8230; heute ist so sch\u00f6nes Wetter, wollt ihr nicht drau\u00dfen spielen?<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?attachment_id=16211\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16211\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16211\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/bitte-laecheln-heute-ein-fussballwitz\/soccer-34898__340\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/soccer-34898__340.jpg?fit=320%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"320,340\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"soccer-34898__340\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/soccer-34898__340.jpg?fit=282%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/soccer-34898__340.jpg?fit=320%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16211\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/soccer-34898__340.jpg?resize=320%2C340&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/soccer-34898__340.jpg?w=320&amp;ssl=1 320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/soccer-34898__340.jpg?resize=141%2C150&amp;ssl=1 141w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/soccer-34898__340.jpg?resize=282%2C300&amp;ssl=1 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das Team beginnt schon im Flieger mit dem Training.\u00a0 Die Maschine f\u00e4ngt an zu wackeln. Der Pilot sagt zur Stewardess: &#8220;Sorgen Sie mal bitte dort hinten \u00a0f\u00fcr Ordnung!&#8221; Nach 2 Minuten ist alles still. Der Pilot fragt sie, wie sie das geschafft habe und sie sagt: &#8220;Ich sagte: Jungs&#8230; heute ist so sch\u00f6nes Wetter, wollt &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/bitte-laecheln-heute-ein-fussballwitz\/\">Weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-humor","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-4ds","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}