{"id":16220,"date":"2017-07-09T10:00:16","date_gmt":"2017-07-09T08:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=16220"},"modified":"2017-07-09T10:00:28","modified_gmt":"2017-07-09T08:00:28","slug":"kraftlos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/kraftlos\/","title":{"rendered":"Kraftlos &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px\">Schlappi&#8230;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nKommt ein Patient zum Arzt und sagt: &#8221; Sie haben mir doch letzte Woche dieses St\u00e4rkungsmittel verschrieben.&#8221;<br \/>\nFragt der Arzt: &#8220;Wirkt es nicht, wie gew\u00fcnscht?&#8221;<br \/>\nDarauf der Patient: &#8220;Keine Ahnung&#8230; ich bekomm\u00b4s nicht auf!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/kraftlos\/img_5692\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16221\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16221\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/kraftlos\/img_5692\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5692.jpg?fit=328%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"328,340\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_5692\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5692.jpg?fit=289%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5692.jpg?fit=328%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16221\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5692.jpg?resize=328%2C340&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"328\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5692.jpg?w=328&amp;ssl=1 328w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5692.jpg?resize=145%2C150&amp;ssl=1 145w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5692.jpg?resize=289%2C300&amp;ssl=1 289w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 328px) 100vw, 328px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Schlappi&#8230; . 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