{"id":16305,"date":"2017-07-10T10:05:19","date_gmt":"2017-07-10T08:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=16305"},"modified":"2017-07-10T10:05:21","modified_gmt":"2017-07-10T08:05:21","slug":"bitte-laecheln-hilft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/bitte-laecheln-hilft\/","title":{"rendered":"Bitte l\u00e4cheln! Hilft!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14px\">Kann passieren&#8230;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nEin Patient kommt zum Augenarzt. &#8220;Bitte helfen Sie mir, mein rechtes Auge zwinkert.&#8221;<br \/>\nDer Augenarzt schaut sich das Auge an und sagt: &#8220;Ja, es zuckt ab und zu. Aber das ist doch nicht so schlimm.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Habe Sie eine Ahnung&#8230;&#8221; ereifert sich der Patient. &#8220;Immer wenn ich in der Apotheke ein P\u00e4ckchen Aspirin verlange, bekomme ich Kondome!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/bitte-laecheln-hilft\/img_5768\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16306\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16306\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/bitte-laecheln-hilft\/img_5768\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5768.jpg?fit=226%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"226,340\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;ILCE-7RM2&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.002&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_5768\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5768.jpg?fit=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5768.jpg?fit=226%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16306\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5768.jpg?resize=226%2C340&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"226\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5768.jpg?w=226&amp;ssl=1 226w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5768.jpg?resize=100%2C150&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_5768.jpg?resize=199%2C300&amp;ssl=1 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 226px) 100vw, 226px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kann passieren&#8230; . Ein Patient kommt zum Augenarzt. &#8220;Bitte helfen Sie mir, mein rechtes Auge zwinkert.&#8221; Der Augenarzt schaut sich das Auge an und sagt: &#8220;Ja, es zuckt ab und zu. Aber das ist doch nicht so schlimm.&#8221; &#8220;Habe Sie eine Ahnung&#8230;&#8221; ereifert sich der Patient. &#8220;Immer wenn ich in der Apotheke ein P\u00e4ckchen Aspirin &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/bitte-laecheln-hilft\/\">Weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-4eZ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}