{"id":16561,"date":"2017-07-22T20:09:06","date_gmt":"2017-07-22T18:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=16561"},"modified":"2017-07-22T20:09:07","modified_gmt":"2017-07-22T18:09:07","slug":"der-volle-sack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/der-volle-sack\/","title":{"rendered":"Der volle Sack &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DER VOLLE SACK<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nEin dicker Sack &#8211; den Bauer Bolte,<br \/>\nDer ihn zur M\u00fchle tragen wollte,<br \/>\nUm auszuruhn mal hingestellt<br \/>\nDicht an ein reifes \u00c4hrenfeld,-<br \/>\nLegt sich in w\u00fcrdevolle Falten<br \/>\nUnd f\u00e4ngt ne Rede an zu halten.<br \/>\nIch, sprach er, bin der volle Sack.<br \/>\nIhr \u00c4hren seid nur d\u00fcnnes Pack.<br \/>\nIch bins&#8217;s, der Euch auf dieser Welt<br \/>\nIn Einigkeit zusammenh\u00e4lt.<br \/>\nIch bin&#8217;s, der hoch vonn\u00f6ten ist,<br \/>\nDass Euch das Federvieh nicht frisst.<br \/>\nIch, dessen hohe Fassungskraft<br \/>\nEuch schlie\u00dflich in die M\u00fchle schafft.<br \/>\nVerneigt Euch tief, denn ich bin Der!<br \/>\nWas w\u00e4ret Ihr, wenn ich nicht w\u00e4r?<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nSanft rauschen die \u00c4hren:<br \/>\nDu w\u00e4rst ein leerer Schlauch, wenn wir nicht w\u00e4ren.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nvon WILHELM BUSCH<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/der-volle-sack\/img_6010\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16562\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16562\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/der-volle-sack\/img_6010\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_6010.jpg?fit=510%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"510,340\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;4.5&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;COOLPIX P900&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;26.8&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0025&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_6010\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_6010.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_6010.jpg?fit=510%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-16562\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_6010.jpg?resize=510%2C340&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_6010.jpg?w=510&amp;ssl=1 510w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_6010.jpg?resize=150%2C100&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/07\/IMG_6010.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DER VOLLE SACK . Ein dicker Sack &#8211; den Bauer Bolte, Der ihn zur M\u00fchle tragen wollte, Um auszuruhn mal hingestellt Dicht an ein reifes \u00c4hrenfeld,- Legt sich in w\u00fcrdevolle Falten Und f\u00e4ngt ne Rede an zu halten. Ich, sprach er, bin der volle Sack. Ihr \u00c4hren seid nur d\u00fcnnes Pack. Ich bins&#8217;s, der Euch &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/07\/der-volle-sack\/\">Weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,75,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-buntes-brett","category-humor","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-4j7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}