{"id":17254,"date":"2017-09-01T17:17:43","date_gmt":"2017-09-01T15:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=17254"},"modified":"2017-09-02T10:35:36","modified_gmt":"2017-09-02T08:35:36","slug":"in-unser-kleinen-nachbarschaft-passiert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/09\/in-unser-kleinen-nachbarschaft-passiert\/","title":{"rendered":"In unser kleinen Nachbarschaft passiert &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/09\/in-unser-kleinen-nachbarschaft-passiert\/frog-1499162__340\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17257\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17257\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/09\/in-unser-kleinen-nachbarschaft-passiert\/frog-1499162__340\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/09\/frog-1499162__340.jpg?fit=511%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"511,340\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;10&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;NIKON D3200&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;220&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.005&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"frog-1499162__340\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/09\/frog-1499162__340.jpg?fit=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/09\/frog-1499162__340.jpg?fit=511%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17257\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/09\/frog-1499162__340.jpg?resize=511%2C340&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"511\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/09\/frog-1499162__340.jpg?w=511&amp;ssl=1 511w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/09\/frog-1499162__340.jpg?resize=150%2C100&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2017\/09\/frog-1499162__340.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 511px) 100vw, 511px\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px\"><strong>Wer kann uns helfen, dies zu \u00fcbersetzen?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px\"><strong>Zuerst in &#8220;Deutsch&#8221;, dann in &#8220;Berchemerich&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px\"><strong>K\u00f6lsch St\u00f6ckelche&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ein alter Mann st\u00f6bert im M\u00fcll nach Pfandflaschen. Dabei st\u00f6\u00dft er auf einen zerbrochenen Spiegel und weicht erschrocken zur\u00fcck: &#8221; Leck mich in dr T\u00e4sch, ne Duude!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Er rennt zur n\u00e4chsten Polizeiwache und meldet: ich han ene Duude jefunnge. In dr. dritte Tonn am Tothusplaatz. Joht ens dohin luure.! Ein Poliuist f\u00e4hrt auch sofort los zur beschriebenen M\u00fclltonne, \u00f6ffnet und schaut auch in den Spiegel. Er erbleicht und sagt: &#8221; \u00d6m Joddes Welle, dat es jo einer vun uns!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Er nimmt den Spiegel als Beweismittel mit, vergisst ihn aber in seiner Uniform.<\/p>\n<p>Abends dann daheim durchw\u00fchlt seine Tochter die Jacke nach einer kleinen Taschengeldaufbesserung. findet den Spiegel und ruft:&#8221; Mam, Mam, de Pap h\u00e4t en Fr\u00fcndin!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Die Mutter eilt herbei und sieht sich im Spiegel. &#8220;Nit zo fasse, wat f\u00f6r en Schabbrack!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px\"><strong>oder war es so?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"translator\">\n<div class=\"translator__fields\">\n<div class=\"translator__output-wrapper\">\n<div id=\"FieldOut\" class=\"translator__output\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16px\"><strong><span class=\"word \">K\u00f6lsch<\/span> <span class=\"word \">St\u00f6ckelche<\/span>&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"word js-alternatives\">A<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">ahl<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">Mannsminsch<\/span> <span class=\"word \">st\u00f6bert<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">em<\/span> <span class=\"word \">M\u00f6lm<\/span> <span class=\"word \">noh<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Pfandflaschen<\/span>. <span class=\"word \">Dobei<\/span> <span class=\"word \">st\u00f6\u00dft<\/span> <span class=\"word \">h\u00e4<\/span> <span class=\"word \">op<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">ein<\/span> <span class=\"word \">zerbrochenen<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">Spejel<\/span> <span class=\"word \">un<\/span> <span class=\"word \">weicht<\/span> <span class=\"word \">erschrocken<\/span> <span class=\"word \">zor\u00f6ck<\/span> <span class=\"word \">:\u00a0<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Leck<\/span> <span class=\"word \">mich<\/span> <span class=\"word \">en<\/span> <span class=\"word \">dr<\/span> <span class=\"word \">T\u00e4sch<\/span>, <span class=\"word \">ne<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Duude<\/span>!<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"word \">H\u00e4<\/span> <span class=\"word \">rennt<\/span> <span class=\"word \">zor<\/span> <span class=\"word \">n\u00e4chste<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Polizeiwache<\/span> <span class=\"word \">un<\/span> <span class=\"word \">meldet<\/span> <span class=\"word \">:<\/span> <span class=\"word \">ich<\/span> <span class=\"word \">han<\/span> <span class=\"word \">ene<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Duude<\/span> <span class=\"word \">jefunnge<\/span>. <span class=\"word \">En<\/span> <span class=\"word \">dr<\/span>. <span class=\"word \">drette<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Tonn<\/span> <span class=\"word \">am<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Tothusplaatz<\/span>. <span class=\"word \">Joht<\/span> <span class=\"word \">ens<\/span> <span class=\"word \">dohin<\/span> <span class=\"word \">luure<\/span>.!<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"word js-alternatives\">A<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Poliuist<\/span> <span class=\"word \">f\u00e4hrt<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">och<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">direktemang<\/span> <span class=\"word \">loss<\/span> <span class=\"word \">zor<\/span> <span class=\"word \">beschriebenen<\/span> <span class=\"word \">M\u00fclltonne<\/span>, <span class=\"word \">\u00f6ffnet<\/span> <span class=\"word \">un<\/span> <span class=\"word \">luurt<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">och<\/span> <span class=\"word \">en<\/span>d&#8217;r <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">Spejel<\/span>. <span class=\"word \">H\u00e4<\/span> <span class=\"word \">erbleicht<\/span> <span class=\"word \">un<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">s\u00e4t<\/span> <span class=\"word \">:<\/span> <span class=\"word \">\u00d6m<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Joddes<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Well<\/span>, <span class=\"word \">dat<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">et<\/span> <span class=\"word \">jo<\/span> <span class=\"word \">ener<\/span> <span class=\"word \">vun us<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"word \">H\u00e4<\/span> <span class=\"word \">nimp<\/span>d&#8217;r <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">Spejel<\/span> <span class=\"word \">als<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Beweismittel<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">met<\/span>, <span class=\"word \">vergisst<\/span> <span class=\"word \">en<\/span> <span class=\"word \">\u00e4vver<\/span> <span class=\"word \">en<\/span> <span class=\"word \">singer<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Uniform<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"word \">Ovends<\/span> <span class=\"word \">dann<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">doheim<\/span> <span class=\"word \">durchw\u00fchlt<\/span> <span class=\"word \">sing<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">Dochter<\/span> <span class=\"word \">der<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Futzkamesol<\/span> <span class=\"word \">noh<\/span> <span class=\"word \">ener<\/span> <span class=\"word \">kleinen<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Taschengeldaufbesserung<\/span>.<br \/>\n<span class=\"word js-alternatives\">Se<\/span> <span class=\"word \">findet<\/span>d&#8217;r <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">Spejel<\/span> <span class=\"word \">un<\/span> <span class=\"word \">ruft<\/span> <span class=\"word \">:<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Mam<\/span>, <span class=\"word \">Mam<\/span>, <span class=\"word \">de<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">Papa<\/span> <span class=\"word \">h\u00e4t<\/span> <span class=\"word \">en<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Fr\u00fcndin!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"translator__output\"><span class=\"word \">Der<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Moder<\/span> <span class=\"word \">eilt<\/span> <span class=\"word \">eraan<\/span> <span class=\"word \">un<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">sueht<\/span> <span class=\"word \">sich<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">em<\/span> <span class=\"word js-alternatives\">Spejel<\/span>.\u00a0<span class=\"word \">Nit<\/span> <span class=\"word \">zo<\/span> <span class=\"word \">fasse<\/span>, <span class=\"word \">wat<\/span> <span class=\"word \">f\u00f6r<\/span> <span class=\"word \">en<\/span> <span class=\"word \">Schabbrack!<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Wer kann uns helfen, dies zu \u00fcbersetzen?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Zuerst in &#8220;Deutsch&#8221;, dann in &#8220;Berchemerich&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>K\u00f6lsch St\u00f6ckelche&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ein alter Mann st\u00f6bert im M\u00fcll nach Pfandflaschen. Dabei st\u00f6\u00dft er auf einen zerbrochenen Spiegel und weicht erschrocken zur\u00fcck: &#8221; Leck mich in dr T\u00e4sch, ne Duude!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Er rennt zur n\u00e4chsten Polizeiwache und meldet: ich han ene Duude &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2017\/09\/in-unser-kleinen-nachbarschaft-passiert\/\">Weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,75,71,80,61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-buntes-brett","category-freizeit","category-humor","category-interkulturell","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-4ui","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}