{"id":17897,"date":"2018-10-05T02:02:44","date_gmt":"2018-10-05T00:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=17897"},"modified":"2018-10-05T02:45:39","modified_gmt":"2018-10-05T00:45:39","slug":"unsere-enkel-kindermund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2018\/10\/unsere-enkel-kindermund\/","title":{"rendered":"Unsere Enkel &#8211; Kindermund &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 20px\">Ich erkl\u00e4re meinem 3j\u00e4hrigen Enkel, wie er sich die Schuhe binden soll.<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 20px\">Er schaut mich mit gro\u00dfen Augen an und sagt:\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 20px\">&#8220;Omi, du musst nicht so langsam mit mir reden. Ich bin nicht dumm, nur klein.&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 20px\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 20px\">Meine Enkelin (5) ist am Telefon, um mir zum Geburtstag zu gratulieren.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 20px\">Sie fragt: &#8220;Oma, wie alt bist du jetzt?&#8221; Ich :&#8221; 65&#8243;<\/span><span>\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 20px\">Nach einer Weile fragt sie: &#8220;Hast du bei 1 angefangen?&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 20px\">.<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"gmail_default\"><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 20px\">von Gertrud Breuer<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich erkl\u00e4re meinem 3j\u00e4hrigen Enkel, wie er sich die Schuhe binden soll. Er schaut mich mit gro\u00dfen Augen an und sagt:\u00a0&#8220;Omi, du musst nicht so langsam mit mir reden. Ich bin nicht dumm, nur klein.&#8221; . Meine Enkelin (5) ist am Telefon, um mir zum Geburtstag zu gratulieren.\u00a0Sie fragt: &#8220;Oma, wie alt bist du jetzt?&#8221; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2018\/10\/unsere-enkel-kindermund\/\">Weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-humor","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-4EF","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}