{"id":25921,"date":"2018-10-23T21:56:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-23T19:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=25921"},"modified":"2018-10-23T21:56:03","modified_gmt":"2018-10-23T19:56:03","slug":"humor-ist-immer-gut-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2018\/10\/humor-ist-immer-gut-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Humor ist immer gut!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Was zum Schmunzeln…<\/em>
\n.
\nIm Krankenhaus fragt ein Baby das andere:\u00a0“Bist du ein Junge oder ein M\u00e4dchen?”
\n.
\n“Ein M\u00e4dchen.”
\n.
\n“Beweise es mir!”
\n.
\n“Ja… gleich, wenn die Schwester weg ist, zeige ich es dir.”
\n.
\n“Siehst du, rosa S\u00f6ckchen.”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n

Was zum Schmunzeln… . Im Krankenhaus fragt ein Baby das andere:\u00a0“Bist du ein Junge oder ein M\u00e4dchen?” . “Ein M\u00e4dchen.” . “Beweise es mir!” . “Ja… gleich, wenn die Schwester weg ist, zeige ich es dir.” . “Siehst du, rosa S\u00f6ckchen.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-6K5","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}