{"id":27393,"date":"2019-01-11T00:01:59","date_gmt":"2019-01-10T23:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=27393"},"modified":"2019-01-08T00:36:31","modified_gmt":"2019-01-07T23:36:31","slug":"witz-des-tages-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2019\/01\/witz-des-tages-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Witz des Tages …"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Witz des Tages:<\/em><\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\n“Ich will nicht mehr zu Oma und Opa!” sagt Peterchen zu Hause seiner<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>Mutter. “Die sitzen immer auf dem Sofa und haben nichts an!”<\/span>
\n“Was?” ruft die Mutter emp\u00f6rt… “die haben gar nichts an?”<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>!”Nein, gar nichts, kein Fernsehen, kein Radio, auch keinen Computer…<\/span>
\neinfach nichts!”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n

Witz des Tages: . “Ich will nicht mehr zu Oma und Opa!” sagt Peterchen zu Hause seiner\u00a0Mutter. “Die sitzen immer auf dem Sofa und haben nichts an!” “Was?” ruft die Mutter emp\u00f6rt… “die haben gar nichts an?”\u00a0!”Nein, gar nichts, kein Fernsehen, kein Radio, auch keinen Computer… einfach nichts!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":27394,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2019\/01\/E368CC6C-4DCD-40C5-85DA-F85E12E9BF0B.jpeg?fit=540%2C720&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-77P","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27393\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}