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Computer Witz<\/em><\/span>
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\nBill Gates von Microsoft, Andrew Grove von Intel und Jerry Sanders von AMD<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>sitzen in einer Konferenz. Pl\u00f6tzlich entschuldigt sich Bill Gates und redet<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>mit seiner Armbanduhr. Grove und Sanders schauen sich l\u00e4chelnd an… kalter<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>Kaffee, eine Uhr mit Telefonfunktion…<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>Etwas sp\u00e4ter unterbricht Andy Grove die Konferenz wegen eines Anrufs.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>Sp\u00e4ter kl\u00e4rt er die anderen auf… ein Satellitentelefon im Backenzahn.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>Kaum hat er ausgesprochen, kommt ein lautstarker Furz von Jerry Sanders.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>“Schnell, Papier! Ich erhalte ein Fax…!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n

Computer Witz . Bill Gates von Microsoft, Andrew Grove von Intel und Jerry Sanders von AMD\u00a0sitzen in einer Konferenz. Pl\u00f6tzlich entschuldigt sich Bill Gates und redet\u00a0mit seiner Armbanduhr. Grove und Sanders schauen sich l\u00e4chelnd an… kalter\u00a0Kaffee, eine Uhr mit Telefonfunktion…\u00a0Etwas sp\u00e4ter unterbricht Andy Grove die Konferenz wegen eines Anrufs.\u00a0Sp\u00e4ter kl\u00e4rt er die anderen auf… … <\/p>\n

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