{"id":27753,"date":"2019-02-08T00:01:25","date_gmt":"2019-02-07T23:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=27753"},"modified":"2019-02-03T08:54:40","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T07:54:40","slug":"heute-schon-gelacht-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2019\/02\/heute-schon-gelacht-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Heute schon gelacht?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Heute schon gelacht?<\/em><\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nEine Frau br\u00e4t ein Spiegelei. Da st\u00fcrmt der Mann in die K\u00fcche und br\u00fcllt:”<\/span>\u00a0Vorsicht! Mehr \u00d6l, wir brauchen mehr \u00d6l! Oh mein Gott – es wird<\/span>\u00a0anbrennen… Achtung! Umdrehen! Umdrehen! Los! Pass auf! Bist du verr\u00fcckt?<\/span>\u00a0Das \u00d6l wir auslaufen! Das Salz, vergiss nicht das Salz! Nicht so viel !!!”<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nDie Frau, schon v\u00f6llig genervt fragt: “Warum schreist du so? Meinst du,<\/span>
\ndass ich kein Spiegelei braten kann?”<\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nDarauf er: ” Nur, damit du mal wei\u00dft, wie es mir beim Autofahren geht, wenn<\/span>\u00a0du neben mir sitzt…”<\/span><\/p>\n

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Heute schon gelacht? . Eine Frau br\u00e4t ein Spiegelei. Da st\u00fcrmt der Mann in die K\u00fcche und br\u00fcllt:”\u00a0Vorsicht! Mehr \u00d6l, wir brauchen mehr \u00d6l! Oh mein Gott – es wird\u00a0anbrennen… Achtung! Umdrehen! Umdrehen! Los! Pass auf! Bist du verr\u00fcckt?\u00a0Das \u00d6l wir auslaufen! Das Salz, vergiss nicht das Salz! Nicht so viel !!!” . Die … <\/p>\n

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