{"id":27978,"date":"2019-02-23T00:01:18","date_gmt":"2019-02-22T23:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=27978"},"modified":"2019-02-22T19:06:21","modified_gmt":"2019-02-22T18:06:21","slug":"heute-schon-gelaechelt-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2019\/02\/heute-schon-gelaechelt-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Heute schon gel\u00e4chelt&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"27979\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2019\/02\/heute-schon-gelaechelt-2\/ffc94b09-8884-44e3-aad9-eed95932d54f\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2019\/02\/FFC94B09-8884-44E3-AAD9-EED95932D54F.jpg?fit=345%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"345,340\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"FFC94B09-8884-44E3-AAD9-EED95932D54F\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2019\/02\/FFC94B09-8884-44E3-AAD9-EED95932D54F.jpg?fit=300%2C296&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2019\/02\/FFC94B09-8884-44E3-AAD9-EED95932D54F.jpg?fit=345%2C340&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-27979\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2019\/02\/FFC94B09-8884-44E3-AAD9-EED95932D54F-300x296.jpg?resize=300%2C296&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2019\/02\/FFC94B09-8884-44E3-AAD9-EED95932D54F.jpg?resize=300%2C296&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2019\/02\/FFC94B09-8884-44E3-AAD9-EED95932D54F.jpg?resize=150%2C148&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2019\/02\/FFC94B09-8884-44E3-AAD9-EED95932D54F.jpg?w=345&amp;ssl=1 345w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><em>Heute schon gel\u00e4chelt?<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Als ich noch j\u00fcnger war, ging ich nicht sehr gerne zu Hochzeiten. Aber<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">meine liebe Verwandschaft piekten mich in die Seite und tuschelten: &#8220;Du<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">bist die N\u00e4chste&#8230; du bist die N\u00e4chste!&#8221;<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Sie haben mit diesem Mist erst aufgeh\u00f6rt, als ich angefangen habe, bei<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">Beerdigungen dasselbe zu machen.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 20px; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Heute schon gel\u00e4chelt? . Als ich noch j\u00fcnger war, ging ich nicht sehr gerne zu Hochzeiten. 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