{"id":28365,"date":"2019-03-25T00:01:11","date_gmt":"2019-03-24T23:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/?p=28365"},"modified":"2019-03-24T20:50:08","modified_gmt":"2019-03-24T19:50:08","slug":"wunsch-frei-laecheln-erlaubt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/2019\/03\/wunsch-frei-laecheln-erlaubt\/","title":{"rendered":"Wunsch frei! L\u00e4cheln erlaubt …"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Wunsch frei…<\/em><\/span>
\n.<\/span>
\nHerr Neureich bucht einen Luxusurlaub. Am Pool erf\u00e4hrt er, dass es sich um<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>einen Zauberpool handelt. Man brauche sich nur zu w\u00fcnschen, womit er<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>gef\u00fcllt sein soll und sofort geht das in Erf\u00fcllung.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ein Franzose springt hinein und ruft: “Champangner”…<\/span><\/p>\n

und landet in Champagner.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ein Russe spring hinein und schreit: “Wodka”. <\/span><\/p>\n

Er landet in einem Wodka Bad.<\/span><\/p>\n

Herr Neureich ist begeistert, nimm Anlauf auf dem Sprungbrett, rutscht aus<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>und ruft: “Schei…”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n

Wunsch frei… . Herr Neureich bucht einen Luxusurlaub. Am Pool erf\u00e4hrt er, dass es sich um\u00a0einen Zauberpool handelt. Man brauche sich nur zu w\u00fcnschen, womit er\u00a0gef\u00fcllt sein soll und sofort geht das in Erf\u00fcllung.<\/p>\n

Ein Franzose springt hinein und ruft: “Champangner”…<\/p>\n

und landet in Champagner.<\/p>\n

Ein Russe spring hinein und schreit: “Wodka”. <\/p>\n

Er … <\/p>\n

Weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":28367,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-allgemein","item-wrap"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/files\/2019\/03\/3D5F7B6D-1C03-4B56-9329-A92331E251A1.jpeg?fit=480%2C720&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3vhfJ-7nv","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28365\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unser-quartier.de\/stadt-bergheim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}